dankmemeuniversity:

babycafe:

in this farm we plant heart shaped strawberries

fuckyahumor:

someone: we both said some things we didn’t mean

me, thinking about how i was right and absolutely meant everything i said: ……… sure did, pal

(Source: greelin)

fuckyahumor:

brain: here’s a good memory with someone who ended up really hurting you

me: why did you bring me this

brain: just because

(Source: cobrall)

hippiee:

A year ago, everything was different. And now I look back I realized that a year can do a lot to a person.

(Source: latenights)

fuckyahumor:

me to my significant other: you should watch this show

s/o: yeah maybe

me: let me rephrase that, if you value this relationship-

(Source: malefactum)